well.. that was a pleasant plot twist
devious birb plotting nefarious deeds
don’t let the puff fool you
My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.
look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.
The Ladies of Tumblr photoset
I’m not a big fan of getting up early, but one of the things that makes it more bearable is Beatrix’ ridiculous response to being gotten up early: “HISS PUFF HISS I DON’T WANT TO GET UP YET NOOOOO HISS GRUMP PUFF” *postureposture*.
kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general
the difference between birds and birbs
Spin, spin, spin, spin
BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
Snacking on a hard boiled egg - one of Gunter’s favorite treats. Yay protein!
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
Re-posting my favorite tiel selfie of all time