animals & stuff

coelasquid:

imageI can tell this pigeon is very comfortable with Mike Tyson because this is generally my experience trying to get my face close to my birds

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texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

llbwwb:

Sweet dreams :) (via 500px / Good morning! by Lucas W.)
haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

tripleayebitch:

rararachelmarie:

voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. image

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Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

speedlimit15:

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

speedlimit15:

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

awwww-cute:

"HI HI HI I want to be your friend too!"

HUMAN
HUMAN
SHAKE MY PAW TOO HELLO HUMAN GIVE ME YOUR LOVE AS WELL PLEASE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

awwww-cute:

"HI HI HI I want to be your friend too!"

HUMAN

HUMAN

SHAKE MY PAW TOO HELLO HUMAN GIVE ME YOUR LOVE AS WELL PLEASE

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

bluecartography:

we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with

pricklylegs:

These are gold.