animals & stuff

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

gunterthetiel:

Snacking on a hard boiled egg - one of Gunter’s favorite treats. Yay protein!

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

tieltavern:

Re-posting my favorite tiel selfie of all time

tieltavern:

Re-posting my favorite tiel selfie of all time

staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

gaturo:

Movie night

for: nuclearmime 
based on this plushie

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

tieltavern:

theconurelifeforme:

kai-ni:

goodbetterbetta:

Because of all of you bird enthusiasts on tumblr, I referred to a cockatiel as a “birb” in front of a customer at work.

A BIRB. DO YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS I MUST HAVE SOUNDED.

A BIRB

Birblr strikes again!

oh i am so proud of birblr

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

pepperandpals:

HD Pepper

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH